Seriously?

Has it really been two months since I posted? I guess it has.

So now, let me see - what the hell have I been up to? Not much really.

First of all - I did buy the Justin Timberlake CD and I listen to it almost every morning on my way to work. Yes, that's right. I am sick - but I cannot help it. My husband thinks I have lost my mind.

Ummm, what else. Well - I am actually in Dallas, Texas at the moment. On my way from the office (where I am in training) to the hotel, I drove past a Cavenders - once. Yep, the second time I stopped - and bought a new pair of boots. Hell, I needed a new pair of boots and I figured it was a sign that Cavenders was just down the street from the office. It must have been right?
The only thing I ever look forward to when I travel is watching cable tv. We don't have cable/dish/direct tv at the house. So I am typically in awe of what is on tv when there are more than 4 channels. However this time around, all I have managed to see way too much girl on girl action on Showtime. Seriously, it seems everytime I have turned the tv on, it is there. Of course, I told my husband about it and he said he never gets those kind of channels when he is traveling. Huh? Gee, I just must be lucky I guess. Goodness sakes. And to make matters worse, I stumbled upon Fox News and Bill O'Reilly who had Kinky Friedman providing commentary on the election. Shit, I try to get awy from the boobs to stumble upon even bigger boobs. I hate Bill O'Reilly.

On the flight out here, there was a little person on my flight. I saw that as a good sign - especially since it is so close to St. Patricks day. Right?

I couldn't enroll for this semester at school since I was traveling the first two weeks of the semester for work. So now I am contemplating taking piano lessons. Of course, that could only prove that I have absolutely no musical ability. I do remember playing the flute in gradeschool. Which means at one point I could actually read music. But now that I think about it, my parents used to make me go out to the barn to play the damn thing.........................

I did buy a digital camera, so hopefully I will start posting pictures with my ever witty commentary (shut up).

I am having way too much fun laughing with one of my new co-workers. He provide me with shit like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO0Xpn725D0