Paige Told Me to Update My Blog

.........and so I am.

It seems my extended summer vacation (0therwise known as unemployment) continues. I did manage to go on an interview last week. I haven't heard a peep good or bad about it - so I am following the old saying, "No news is good news." The interview felt good. The folks I talked seemed like folks I could work with and have a good time working with. The job would be a great job. Time will tell.

In the meantime, I have started more outdoor projects since the temperatures have subsided a bit. I have managed to remove a wood fence and almost replace it with electric tape. The tape will go up tomorrow. During this project, I got to use my new cordless saw. I really love that saw. It is now my most favorite battery operated tool. It seems to make me sweat more than my previously favorite battery operated tool. And, I can use it outside in broad daylight without worrying about someone dropping by unexpectedly. LOL

I have also managed to add "staining the deck" to my list of things to do. I thought this project would be quick. Yeah right. I managed to get about 1/3 of the deck cleaned this afternoon. I bought a nifty brush on the end of a pole that you hook up to the garden hose. I had no idea that f*cking deck was so filthy. And it ain't a small deck. The thing goes from the front of the house around the entire side. I think it is about a big as a football field - or it seems that way when you have a 10 inch brush on the end of a pole trying to scrub it clean.

My college classes began last week. I have managed to subject myself to Political Science, Geometry and Computer Information Systems this semester. Poly Sci is being taught by a man that finds himself much more humorous than I do. And to make matters worse, there are two "kids" in the class that seem to think the man is a funny, funny guy. I am seriously thinking about bribing them with candy at the end of each class if they promise to cease laughing at the man. My Geometry teacher is Sister John. It seems odd to me that a Sister would be teaching about lines, planes, rays, congruent angles and such nonesense. But she is there, and I do find her amusing. She caught me snickering about two hours into the class the other night and thought the look on my face meant I was confused. HA! Thankfully, the Computer Info Systems class is an on-line class. We had to post three things about ourselves so that our fellow classmates could get an idea of who their classmates are. This is what I posted:

Three things about myself:
1. People tell me I look like Christy Brinkley
2. I think I look like Christy Brinkley
3. I tend to drink a lot which makes me exagerate the truth

All the other posts were completely respectable points about my classmates like what their major is, if they have kids, are married, in the service, bla, bla, bla. How boring is that. If I cannot have fun with my education, I am giving up. Just wait until my Poly Sci professor gets to read my paper on "The Republican Noise Machine." He is going to regret ever telling us to make it interesting and if we want to express our opinions to please feel free to add any arguments. Oh he does not know the power he has just given me. Mooooo, haaaa, haaaa, haaaa.